Proposed 28th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America

28. Inasmuch as we hold it self-evident that all people are granted certain inalienable rights by their Creator, and that the rights enumerated in the Constitution are examples of such rights, it is recognized that none but people have such rights, and, further, that all people have such rights simply by their nature as people, regardless of nationality.

Anyone want to nitpick or bug-check this phrasing?

If this is workable, though, let's start writing our congresscritters and state legislatures to start the process to get this thing ratified.