Yet another reason I love my wife.

So, last night, as we were driving home, we were approaching a place where I could turn off to get to a Friendly's ice cream shop. And I was talking to Lis about whether I wanted to turn off and get ice cream. And I was dithering about whether to do so.

"Well, do you WANT ice cream?" Lis asked.

"I can't TELL if I want it or not!"

"Well, can any of your NEIGHBORS tell?"

In case you don't get it, she was referencing Henry V, Act V, Scene II