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While we were driving through Salem, Lis and I saw a sign saying, "Hood: The Official Milk of Halloween."

I started musing out loud. "How does that work? In order for something to be an 'official' something, there has to be an officer or an office certifying it to be official. Halloween doesn't have an official in charge of it!"

I thought for a bit more. "Unless it's Jack Skellington. Which I guess would make sense since . . . "

And Lis and I said in unison, "Milk builds strong bones!"

Okay, maybe you had to be there. But I thought it was cute.