![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Tobin explained to us that the proper way to deal with going to Disneyworld was to sing the "Disney World Song" that she wrote.
It goes:
That song was written by Dr. Tobin Belzer, PhD.
The scary thing is -- the song really helps. I mean, when you're getting creeped out by just how happy and evil Disneyworld is, you just sing that song, and it's all better.
Oh, you also have to sort of toss your head back and forth from side to side when you're singing it.
It goes:
It's happy.
It's evil.
It's happy and it's evil.
It's the Happiest Place on Earth.
It's the Most Evil Place on Earth.
Happy Happy Happy.
Evil Evil Evil.
It's the Happiest and Most Evil Place on Earth.
That song was written by Dr. Tobin Belzer, PhD.
The scary thing is -- the song really helps. I mean, when you're getting creeped out by just how happy and evil Disneyworld is, you just sing that song, and it's all better.
Oh, you also have to sort of toss your head back and forth from side to side when you're singing it.