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In the Simpsons episode yesterday, Krusty said something along the lines of "You've got the story all wrong! I didn't use diseased meat, I used non-diseased meat from diseased animals!"

There was a time where that might have been funny. Now it's just a fact of life.

The Simpsons is having a problem that a lot of comedy is having these days. They can't be more outrageous than reality.

Woohoo! According to a random LJ quiz, I've got a 97% chance of someone buying an anthology!

Who's in your university press anthology of collected essays? by cataptromancer
Username
Collection Title
1. Opening essay that's basically a summary, by	lietya
2. Essay that has nothing to do with topic, by	serenejournal
3. Rambling piece about mills, by	dakiwiboid
4. Incomprehensible theory essay by	arib
5. Poetically written but thesis-free essay, by	tylik
6. Essay by prof who doesn't get it, by	redbird
Response: You're all idiots, given by	navrins
Amount the UP will sell it for	$30
Chance of anyone ever buying it: 97%
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See? It's all in choosing a catchy title.