Massachusetts Department of Health releases results of survey.

It's interesting.

Massachusetts has one of the lowest obesety rates in the country -- sixth lowest
Massachusetts also has the highest ice cream consumption per capita of any state.

Massachusetts has one of the highest rates of asthma in the country.
Massachusetts also has one of the lowest rates of smoking of any state.

So, clearly, we can see that not eating ice cream makes you fat, and not smoking causes asthma.