Well, not working isn't my favorite thing, but. . .

It's the slow season at work. So slow that I've got zero hours for next week. They had to give my two regular shifts to Union people. And there's no Hebrew School next week.

Which means that I'm going to be making $0.00 next week.

On the other hand, I don't need to take any time off of work for Arisia.

"The Surreal World"

Ron Jeremy, Tammy Fay Bakker, Erik Estrada, some girl from "The Real World: Las Vegas", Vanilla Ice, and one of the girls from Baywatch.

Well, okay, but you have to admit -- putting six Hollywood has-beens in a house together and filming their every move for two weeks is less cruel and humiliating than putting nine of them on "Hollywood Squares".