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Lis told me this morning that we have two more months of money before we run out.

And I'm not having any luck finding work.

And even if I did find work, I can't make enough money to make that much of a difference.

I want cookies. But cookies will only make me less stressed for a couple minutes, then make me more stressed and brainfogged.

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I found it. I found the list of "-er" jokes. You know, "Poker? I hadly know 'er!" jokes.

See, for those who are unfamiliar with the concept, "poker, I hardly know 'er," is a trivial example of the genre. I much prefer things like "Gladiator? I didn't think it was my place to form an opinion!"

Anyway, the lists here and here aren't exhaustive; neither one has "doberman pincer", for instance. Or "visitor entrance in the rear." But they do have "pumpernickel muffin." And "polar coordinates." And "user friendly interface."

"Letterhead? That's really up to her."