Hmm. Maybe their research isn't quite as good as all that.

[xiphias]

So, the Republican National Committe gave us a Platinum donor card for our lifelong support of the party, and sent it with a postage-paid envelope for us to send back a donation.

So I wrote them a note. On the back of an unemployment check envelope.

To whom it may concern:

My wife and I have both been unemployed or underemployed since Bush stole the White House with thuggish and vicious intimidation of voters. We watched with horror as he gutted the programs protecting us from terrorists and blame him for 9/11. We abhor his bigoted anti-gay policies, think he's a wishy-washy waffler on stem-cell research, have noticed his utter contempt for scientific research, the environment, and the public good in general, and believe that he is evil and going to hell.

He also looks like a chimpanzee, and is a draft-dodging, drug-addicted, alcoholic, AWOL coward, who cheats at rugby, never succeeded at anything in his life that wasn't given to him, and has yet to utter a grammatical sentence that wasn't written for him, and even then it's iffy.

Anyway, thank you for your membership in your Platinum club, and we will be using this to get access to candidates.

Here's hoping you lose in November by such a large margin that your Diebold cheating can't steal the election -- again.

Sincerely,

Ian Osmond

PS: And the economy is your fault, too.

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[loveanddarkness.livejournal.com]

If you didn't refer to yourself as being married, I'd have to make mad passionate love to you.

As it is, tell your wife she's a lucky chick married to a funny, smart, ballsy guy.

PS: found you through metaquotes

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

<-- polyamorous, but, well, you're in Texas. Ah, well. It probably wouldn't have worked out anyway.

[loveanddarkness.livejournal.com]

We'll always have Paris.


PS: I'm moving to Chicago as fast as I can. Texan is too Bushy for me lately. And will be MORE Bushy for sure after January 20, 2005.