The "if you call me. . . " meme

[xiphias]

If you call me "Ian", then you're most people.
If you call me "Mr. Osmond", then you probably don't exist.
If you call me "Mr. Riba", then you are a telemarketer. And I will simply say, "I'm sorry, there is no-one here of that name."
If you call me "Y'honatan", then you are like one of TWO kids in my class this year or last year who actually listened to me when I told you to call me "Y'honatan".
If you call me "Xiphias", then you either know me from some sort of online interaction, or you are me, since I actually think of myself as "Xiphias".
If you call me "Dear," then you are Lis and probably pissed at me.

Comments

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

I don't think I could call you Mr. Osmond with a straight face. It's that showbiz connection, you know.

[goljerp]

Sometimes I think of you as "Mr. Swordfish"...

[angelovernh.livejournal.com]

::snicker:: ;)

[micheinnz.livejournal.com]

I thought I was the only one who pulled the "I'm sorry, there's no-one here by that name" trick with telemarketers. Cool!