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xiphiasI was amused by the bit, right after Esther saved the Jews from Haman, where she pointed out to the king that he'd been basically useless, and left him, and ran off with Vashti to San Francisco to get married.
Also, the following speech, which I also posted to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
weirdjews"
". . . AND WE'RE GOING TO SAVE THE JEWS IN MEMPHIS, AND CYPRUS, AND SIDON, AND TYRUS, AND DAMASCUS, AND PALMYRA, AND PARTHIA, AND ARMENEA, AND BAKTRIA, AND BABYLON, AND THEN WE'RE GOING BACK TO SHUSHAN, AND WE'RE GOING TO HANG HAMAN! YEEAAARRGGHH!!!!"
Also, the following speech, which I also posted to
weirdjews"". . . AND WE'RE GOING TO SAVE THE JEWS IN MEMPHIS, AND CYPRUS, AND SIDON, AND TYRUS, AND DAMASCUS, AND PALMYRA, AND PARTHIA, AND ARMENEA, AND BAKTRIA, AND BABYLON, AND THEN WE'RE GOING BACK TO SHUSHAN, AND WE'RE GOING TO HANG HAMAN! YEEAAARRGGHH!!!!"