Lis and I just watched "Titus"

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Titus explains that the Queen's two sons are in the pies she just ate, stabs her in the throat, and a brawl breaks out.

Me: [turns to Lis] Wow, Titus throws the BEST parties, dosn't he?

In the brawl, Emperor Saturnius picks up a big ole spiky candelabra and stabs Titus through the chest with it.

Lis: Emperor Saturnius, in the dining room, with the candlestick.