"The Surreal World"

[xiphias]

Ron Jeremy, Tammy Fay Bakker, Erik Estrada, some girl from "The Real World: Las Vegas", Vanilla Ice, and one of the girls from Baywatch.

Well, okay, but you have to admit -- putting six Hollywood has-beens in a house together and filming their every move for two weeks is less cruel and humiliating than putting nine of them on "Hollywood Squares".

Comments

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

Wait, is this a real show?

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Yes. We watched the first couple minutes, then decided we got the point.

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

Oh.

I'll, ah, just go off in a corner and twitch quietly for a bit now.

Gasp. Shock. Dismay.

[beardedone.livejournal.com]

Poor Erik Estrada. I liked him on ChiPs. On the other hand, doing all of those commercials hasn't landed him a role on TV.

Poor Ron Jeremy. All the man wanted is to become a mainstream star. No, I didn't see the film about this subject, I just read the review.

The others in one room might be enough to cause a giant sinkhole to appear on their location, and have the sinkhole grow in size until it consumes LA.

I feel for you. I saw the commercials and shuddered.

[dadlion.livejournal.com]

*blink*

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God.

I thought the first edition sounded bizarre, with MC Hammer, Emmanuel Lewis (aka Webster), Vince Neil from Motley Crue, Gabrielle Carteris from 90210, some chick from Survivor, some chick from Baywatch, and Corey Feldman.

I MUST see this. I'm obsessed with Erik Estrada. :)

[kimberly-a.livejournal.com]

Wait ... is Ron Jeremy that porn guy? The really really hairy porn guy with the big belly?

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Yes.

hmmmm

[the-editor.livejournal.com]

I think they are going to put a live feed in saddam's cell... make him watch round the clock ... that'll get him to talk!

[ladyrage.livejournal.com]

no offense with the jewish thing. He was jewish too. The first day in our orientation he told us "Yes, I charge a lot, but that's how it is, I'm a greedy jew." so those were his words, not mine. :)
I don't know why I posted in here instead of my own. hmm. oh well. Sorry if I offended you. That really was not my intention!!

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

:) It's cool.