"Giving Americans access to endangered animals, officials with the Department of Interior and U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said, would both feed the gigantic U.S. demand for live animals, skins, parts and trophies, and generate profits that would allow poor nations to pay for conservation of the remaining animals and their habitats. "
Parody, or policy? Onion, or Seattle Times? I can't tell any more. It was from the Seattle Times, but is it a hoax? Or is the Bush administration seriously trying to claim that killing animals is the best way to keep animals from being killed?
I mean, they did argue that removing the less flammable trees from a forest to allow more room for more flammable things to grow, and allow greater oxygenation for forest fires was the best way to prevent forest fires, so I suppose that it's possible.
Parody, or policy? Onion, or Seattle Times? I can't tell any more. It was from the Seattle Times, but is it a hoax? Or is the Bush administration seriously trying to claim that killing animals is the best way to keep animals from being killed?
I mean, they did argue that removing the less flammable trees from a forest to allow more room for more flammable things to grow, and allow greater oxygenation for forest fires was the best way to prevent forest fires, so I suppose that it's possible.