Followup to some points in comments on my last "job" entry

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Harvard Club membership is $1,130 a year if you've been out of Harvard for 10 or more years, $760 a year if you graduated from Harvard between 5 and 10 years ago, and $460 a year if you graduated less than 5 years ago. If you're a current PhD student, it's $400 a year, Master's student, $210, and undergraduate, $150. I sorta want to see if I can't transfer into Harvard, just to get an undergraduate membership while still working there. . . .

I probably could have argued my way into keeping the beard, but I didn't want to risk it.