mme_n_b ([personal profile] mme_n_b) wrote in [personal profile] xiphias 2018-03-02 03:53 pm (UTC)

The password to which is unknown to your wife and cannot be guessed by any potential teenage children. Any attempt to open it by a home invader with a knife to your throat will result in self-destruction. There is absolutely no way you would ever succumb to a high fever and forget to close it. There is no such thing as safe-breakers and home robbers don't ever use trucks.

I feel so safe now.

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