Lis and I were just discussing jobs Rick Astley would be terrible for

[xiphias]

Belaying partner in rock climbing
Racing on a track
Pastry chef
Edited to add: thought of another one: valedictorian
Edited to add again: Current list
Clerk at a video store that carries Pixar movies
Belaying partner
Track and field
Pastry chef
Blues singer
Valedictorian
Fiction author
Deep-tissue massage therapist

Comments

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

911 Operator, too.

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

I'm being dense. Explain?

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

"Why don't I see
Her cry for help?
Why don't I feel
Her cry for help?
Why don't I hear
Her cry for help?"

Why, did he have some other hit song or something? :P

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Point to you.

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

Well, let's be completist about this:

Police informer
Belaying partner
Track runner
Pastry chef
Blues singer
Valedictorian
Storyteller
and, I suppose, professional dom...

[jazzfish]

Clerk at a video store that rents Pixar movies.

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Dayum. Literal LOL.

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Instead of professional dom, chiropractor, perhaps? Or deep-tissue massage therapist? Phlebotomist?

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

And points mean prizes! Woohoo!

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

Peripatetic pastry chef?

[metaphortunate.livejournal.com]

Oh, niiiiice. :)