Potentially good news
If this isn't a hoax -- and I can think of four or five times in history where almost exactly this setup was used as a hoax, and the people got away with the equivalent of millions of dollars -- it's potentially the best news I've read, like, ever.
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If it is a hoax, though, they'll have to vanish real soon, because, once they open the major disposal of turkey guts plant, they'll need to, y'know, get rid of tons of turkey guts. That's tough to do in a surreptious manner. And they'll need to provide oil as the output stuff, which would get expensive.
So, either it's real, or the "cash in and go to Rio" part is only a month or two away.
"cash in and go to Rio"
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Of course, another way would be to find some poor willing shmoe who lives near there, provide 'em with a video camera, batteries and tapes and ask for a day of unedited footage from a visit to the plant. If it's a scam they likely wouldn't want that at the plant, but a legit operation would welcome it. You might even make a bit of money from making it a documentary.
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I dunno. There have been some pretty wacky patents granted (or pending) - the one on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, sideways swinging, or the one that claimed to be able to compress any arbitrary input stream in a loss-less fashion. So I don't have much faith in the current patent system.