Except that the alcohol is condensing on the pot lid and dripping back down in -- as the lid is glass, I can see it happening, and I can tell it's alcohol and not just water steam because, well, it LOOKS like alcohol and not water. You know, legs and tears and all that stuff. Condensing alcohol looks . . . shiner, smoother, oilier than condensing water.

There's alcohol in them boba. I nibbled on a couple. There's alcohol in them.