You can roast beef, but you can't pea soup.

Nice. Of course, 'you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish'

Or something like that.

D'oh.

I was recently hanging out with a couple of kids 7 and 8 yrs old and we hunted down a couple of collections of elephant jokes on the 'net. Some real groaners. It's possible that I was having more fun than they were.