I've always wondered why we have eyelashes so close to our eyes (eyelash in the eye, can you say ow-shit-i-cant-see-gonna-drive-off-the-road!) and teeth so close to our cheeks/tongue... I really hate when I bite my tongue...

Now I know it's just another way for the octopi to gain control :P

Although, a la inspirational, I read a quote last night that said something along the lines of Gd designed us so we could neither pat ourselves on the back nor kick ourselves too easily... just a thought...