Ah, I see. Sorry--it's late, and my ability to recognize irony has obviously suffered.

Much as I'd like to, I can't pretend that such movies don't exist. It would, for instance, be hard to acknowledge that Star Trek VI (which wasn't great, but was worth seeing) existed without also acknowledging that Star Trek V existed.

Besides, I have to admit it's a bit fun to gripe about how bad such movies are. I have to have seen the Highlander sequels to talk about how godawful they were, right?