On birthday candles.

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It is my considered opinion that, after a certain age, one should stop doing birthday candles on one's cake in base one -- that is, one candle per year -- and start using binary.

I suggest sixteen as the cutoff point. Up to age sixteen, you can have one candle per year. On your seventeenth birthday, you will have five candles, with only the first and last candles lit. In this manner, even Methuselah would only have required ten candles, had birthday cakes been an antediluvian tradition.

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[greenlily.livejournal.com]

My family adopted the Roman numeral system maybe 15 years ago. This year my cake had 3 blue candles and 1 yellow candle. Plus one more (pink, I think) for good luck, because when a person is turning 31 you assume that a candle to grow on is kind of a pointless exercise. :)