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xiphias ([personal profile] xiphias) wrote2005-06-21 10:14 pm

On birthday candles.

It is my considered opinion that, after a certain age, one should stop doing birthday candles on one's cake in base one -- that is, one candle per year -- and start using binary.

I suggest sixteen as the cutoff point. Up to age sixteen, you can have one candle per year. On your seventeenth birthday, you will have five candles, with only the first and last candles lit. In this manner, even Methuselah would only have required ten candles, had birthday cakes been an antediluvian tradition.

[identity profile] mrmorse.livejournal.com 2005-06-22 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose it says something about me (and my friends) that I expect birthday candles to be in binary. I don't know the last time I was at a birthday party where the candles weren't binary.