I miss being able to do even remotely complicated things with Excel. There's a payroll person here who's leaving in a couple of weeks to ride a bicycle around Europe for 8 months (bitch), and I'm taking over one of her client reports. We hadn't worked together much before, and she was showing me some things in Excel, and I sped right past her and did it in a much simpler way. I started to say, "Yeah, Excel's my bitch", but thought better of it and instead said, "Yeah, Excel is ... something I'm pretty comfortable working with."