Even better than Cookie Monster

People have been saying that the Cookie Monster version of "Call Me Maybe" is the best one out there, but my mom pointed one out that I like even better:

The worst thing about FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. . .

. . . you can no longer say, with perfect confidence, "Trust me, honey, nobody's EVER gonna want to pay money to read your second-rate TWILIGHT smutfic."