Lis and I just watched "Titus"

[xiphias]

Titus explains that the Queen's two sons are in the pies she just ate, stabs her in the throat, and a brawl breaks out.

Me: [turns to Lis] Wow, Titus throws the BEST parties, dosn't he?

In the brawl, Emperor Saturnius picks up a big ole spiky candelabra and stabs Titus through the chest with it.

Lis: Emperor Saturnius, in the dining room, with the candlestick.

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[cheshyre]

My favorite ad-lib was during the dinner party, where I called out:

"Janet gets it! Brad gets it! ... Rocky gets it but doesn't care!"